So before I get into this White Chocolate Mousse recipe (scroll down if you're boring), I have to tell you about the time I got lost at sea. Not just any sea. The Chocolate Mousse Sea. You know--the fluffy, sweet one? Not on any map, but definitely on my thighs. 😅
It all started because my youngest, Tanner, had a meltdown because his Minecraft cow got stuck in a fence, and I thought, "You know what we need? Mousse." Classic mom logic. I go to the fridge, grab the cream, and--wouldn't you know it--my whipped cream siphon is GONE. Just poof. Gone. Turns out my husband borrowed it for something "garage-related" which I don't want to know about.
So naturally, I yell something about marital betrayal, grab my purse, and storm out to buy a new siphon. One thing leads to another, and I end up chartering a very questionable boat run by a man named Dale (he had a ferret on his shoulder named Brûlée, I wish I was kidding). He says he knows where the "best chocolate mousse" comes from. And next thing I know, BAM--Chocolate Mousse Sea.
I'm waist-deep in ganache tides, dodging rogue whipped cream waves, trying to hold a whisk in one hand and my dignity in the other. At one point, I swear I saw a meringue kraken. Dale handed me a Nâ‚‚O charger and said, "Use this when it gets too thick." I still don't know what he meant.
Anyway, long story long--I made it back. Tanner's cow escaped the fence. I finally made this mousse. And let me tell you: it's light, dreamy, and totally worth almost drowning in a dessert-based body of water. 🫠Scroll down for the recipe, and keep reading for my thoughts on why heavy cream is basically a personality type. 💅